Snuggle
Mmmmmmmmmh.
Have you ever taken, like, 4-5 dryer sheets and just rubbed them all over your body?
If you have, then stop it. You are a creep.
Don’t misconstrue what I’m about to say. I absolutely love Snuggle. I absolutely love dryer sheets.
But, I don’t understand advertising. If you take a look at the side of a box of Snuggle, the ingredients show that the dryer sheets consist of three things:
- Fabric
- Fabric Softeners
- Perfume
Makes sense. It seems like exactly what you would need to make your clothes softer and better smelling, right? Right.
Now, take a look at the cover of the box. If you do not have a box at arm’s reach like I always do, then you can simply examine the illustration provided above. According to the artwork on the front of the box, these ingredients are required to make your clothes softer and bettter smelling:
- A living teddy bear
- Clouds
- Two floating, glowing balls of lettuce
You see what I mean? It makes no sense when you think about it.
Jeepers, man. We are all so impressionable.
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